pedromarce y punto com

Mismo autor y protagonistas y de hecho primera parte de la trilogía donde también está “Rock and a Hard Place”. La verdad es que no es tan brillante como el siguiente, pero sigue sirviendo perfectamente para echarte unas risas. Y personalmente creo que el extracto si es mejor:

‘So, I say to her, right, “I want to make love to your bottom,” okay?’ said Aesop.
The lads squaled with laughter.
‘You did not!’ said Norman.
‘I did,’ said Aesop, laughing too. ‘I mean, I’d never done it, right? And you can’t go pretending it was an accident, so I had to ask.’
‘What did she say?’ said Jimmy.
‘She says “Me wha’?” said Aesop, doing the accent. He could barely talk, he was laughing so much. ‘And I said “Y’know, your hole, like. I want to make love to your hole. Do ye mind?” And she’s looking at me right? “Why?” she says to me. And I can’t think up a good answer, can I? What am I s’posed to say? So I just say “Why not?” And she says to me “It’s dirty.” So I say … I say, “That’s why we’re standing in the bath.”‘
The lads were howling now. Jimmy and Marco had tears streaming down their faces and Norman was clutching his pants like he needed to go to the toilet. People all over the bar were looking at them.
‘And she’s looking at me …’ Aesop was still laughing. ‘She’s looking at me, all worried like, and she’s still bending over, and says, “Will it hurt?” And I says … I says to her, “Ah no,” I says, “The penis is a very resilient organ.”‘

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